butcher Posted February 12, 2011 Report Posted February 12, 2011 Paddy goes in2 PC world looking 4 curtains 4 his PC, the assistant says u dont need curtains 4 a computer! Paddy says, "HELLOOO! Its got feckin WINDOWS!"
benji Posted February 12, 2011 Report Posted February 12, 2011 two priests r in the loo havin a pee 1 of them looked at the other ones willy and noticed a nicorette patch on it he said to the priest ur supposed to put it on your arm not your willy the other priest repiles its working just fine im down to 2 butts a day
yeboah Posted February 12, 2011 Report Posted February 12, 2011 A minister and a priest were walking along the road when they came across a dead hare the priest says we must do something for this dead animal so he takes out a small bottle and sprinkles some of the contents on the hare but nothing happens the minister said what was that father he says o it was holly water but it is not working as i had hoped ,so the minister takes out a small bottle and sprinkles it on the dead hare and to the priests amazement it stands up gives itself a shake and runs of the priest says to the minister what was that ,o said the minister it was hair restorer
Guest Freebird Posted February 12, 2011 Report Posted February 12, 2011 Ahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Every one a beauty.
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