You Have To Laugh

[Guest TAMMY_1]

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> It is just before the England v Brazil match. Ronaldinho goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum.

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> "What's up?" he asks.

> "Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only England . They're sh*te and we can't be bothered."

> Ronaldinho looks at them and says

> "Well, I reckon I can beat them by myself-you lads go down the pub."

> So Ronaldinho goes out to play England by himself and the rest of the Brazilian team go off for a few jars.

> After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads

> " Brazil 1 - England 0 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes)".

> He is beating England all by himself!

> A few pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers

> "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on."

> They put the teletext on. "Result from the Stadium ' Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10

> minutes) - England 1 (Lampard 89 minutes)."

> They can't believe it; he has single-handedly got a draw against England !!

> They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldinho. They find him in

> the dressing room, still in his gear, sitting with his head in his hands.

> He refuses to look at them.

> "I've let you down, I've let you down."

> "Don't be daft, you got a draw against England , all by yourself. And they

> only scored at the very, very end!"

> "No, no, I have, I've let you down ... I got sent off after 12 minutes."

 

:D

 

But come on England against Slovenia