jokes from every wher

[maksofpakistan]

hello

i want to start some funy thing hehe and it is joke galery.

every one who will come hear he will post a joke no mater to what subject it deals.

hencs i start first

 

joke

 

A man got into his seat on an airline, which was about to take off, when another man with a Labrador Retriever occupies the two empty seats beside him.

 

The Lab is situated in the middle, and the first man is looking quizzically at the dog when the second man explains that they work for the airline.

 

The airline rep says, "Don't mind Sniffer. He's a sniffing dog, the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne when I put him to work."

 

The plane takes off and levels out when the handler says to the first man, " Watch this." He tells the dog, "Sniffer, search."

 

Sniffer jumps down, walks along the aisle, and sits next to a woman for a few seconds. It then returns to its seat and puts one paw on the handler's arm.

 

He says, "Good boy."

 

The airline rep turns to the first man and says,"That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of this and her seat number for the police who will apprehend her upon arrival."

 

"Fantastic!" replies the first man.

 

Once again, he sends Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab sniffs about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its seat, and places two paws on the handler's arm. The airline rep says, "That man is carrying cocaine, so, again, I'm making a note of this and the seat number."

 

"I like it!" says the first man.

 

A third time, the rep sends Sniffer to search the aisles. Sniffer goes up and down the plane and, after a while, sits down next to someone. He then comes racing back, jumps up onto his seat, and messes all over the place.

 

The first man is really grossed out by this ! behavior from a supposedly well-trained sniffing dog and asks,

 

"What's going on?"

 

The handler nervously replies, "He just found a bomb!"

 

[jimmy white]

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D very good one if you look for the" for fun and jokes posts "youll see them all ...and could be doing with more like that  ;D ;D ;D ;D   good luck  ;D ;D

[maksofpakistan]

sorey jimmy i have not checked ur post  :X

[jimmy white]

;D ;D ;D have alook at it , some crackers im sure youll think up more for it ,as we all need a good laugh sometimes ;D ;D ;D  its on fun forum, this site, tonies last one was a cracker ;D ;D ;D

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