NUN

[stevebelbin]

The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one

morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven...which

part of your body goes first?"

 

 

Susie raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands." "Why do

you think it's your hands, Suzy?

 

 

Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together

in front of you and God just takes your hands first."

 

 

 

"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said. Little Johnny raised his

hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your feet."

 

 

 

The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now,

little Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?"

 

 

 

Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mummy and Daddy's bedroom

the other night, Mummy had her legs straight up in the air and she was

saying, "Oh God, I'm coming!"

 

 

"If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."

 

The Nun fainted

[westy]

lol mate

[ACE LOFTS]

like it

[Guest MBpigeonguy]

if i were his parents id keep my door locked. lol i love the joke, i just tole it to my class mates and we were laughing.

[schouwman71]

nearly spilt me cuppa, ;D ;D ;D