best excuse

[Guest]

 

the thing I was going for was a rocket ....  

 

funny it was here as well flying the Scottish Nose Pickers flag ;D ;D ;D

[THE FIFER]

i could have won the race 2 day if my birds had come home sooner :'( :'( :'( :'(

[jimmy white]

hope youve not got that excuse today fifer ;D ;D ;D   £25 for best and £25 for forum ,, still going abegging,, see if theres any good ones after today  ;D ;D ;D

2 weeks to go  ;D ;D ;D maybe better sunday ;D ;D ;D after cooling off period ;D ;D,,,,,,,,good luck to all

[V1JSL]

 

Big Gary Mackie who flies in our club (Craigmillar) came away with a cracker the Day,

 

He said my hen came like a train of a batch of 6 which where racing hard, the hen landed on the spooknick board and a horsemsn cock from the guys loft in the next garden landed beside her, treaded her and took her away for 10 minutes, he then went on to say she was racing to chipping eggs and would have won the race easy !!!

[gangster]

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[crazy pigeon boy]

i heard a good one a member of my club came to clocks he was around an hour behind the winner his excuse was that it was really hot in the allotment where he races and he passed out in the heat when he woke up there was 5 birds in the loft so he only clocked the one in lol

[jimmy white]

;D ;D ;D some really amusing posts , difficult to pick any better than he other ;D ;D,, still cant help smiling at vics [just the thought of the knickers on the line ;D ;D ;D]

i remember as a lad , splitting the tenis ball and putting the rubber in, throwing as hard as i could throw, it landed  in the most unkept garden of the neighbourhood [a jungle ;D] never found the ball or rubber to this day  ;D ;D ;D and got my blessings for rummaging in the mans garden ;D  not as good as vics but never the less true ;D ;D  [you got a minute a mile running time,,roger bannister hadnt even broken this record at that  time ;D ;D ;D]

[THE FIFER]

talk about running, one guy a while back when u got the minute a mile had to run quarter a mile to clock in and when he arrived he had forgot the rubber so had to run back and get it on arriving back  he remembered he had it in his pocket in the first place so off he went again ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D believe it if u like so ran three quarters of a mile and only got 15 secs running time

[Guest REDFOXKRAUTHS]

remember one of my dad ;D ;D ;D we didnt have a clock so where timing in , to a chap up the rd, father had his bike all balanced  on bricks, ready to jump on like a horse, when the bird came , it came in ok , but dad, off  the rubber between his gums [never wore teeth ;D] tearing out like a madman, fell off the bike , taking the bend , rubber dropped down the drain,[me and all my wee pals looking at my dad, bike in the middle of the rd, sleeves up , penknife clearing the lid of the drain , hand in drain, found rubber ,,,back in his gums [yuk]  cycled round to freinds [would have broken world record ;D ;D] ran in with rubber and frightened freinds first bird off the loft  ;D ;D ;D,,,freind wasnt pleased ;D ;D ;D

 

lmao that is so funny jimmy