Whats the funniest thing?

[Guest paulrstokes]

Did not happen to me but went to watcha fancier clock in once. He had a superb set up, two story brick built Garage. Pigeons on top, chickens below.

 

We were up at the loft, when a bird came, he took the rubber off only to drop it. One bounce an it was straight through the trap door, a greedy hen is trying to pick it up and to watch this guy chasing the Hen round for the Rubber was hilarious.

 

Whern he finally got the hen the rubber had been swallowed, what made it worse was upon going back up the ladder to the loft 3 more birds were back which took 3rd, 5th, and 5th.

 

I have never belly laughed like it.

[Guest]

I often ask my boyfriend to do jobs for me in the loft like putting up new perches and stuff and I am always paranoid about him being careless and letting one escape so i used to lock the door behind him,he never noticed as i was always back within a minute or two but one day i got side tracked by something else,then just completely forgot he was in there,went to the shop.Got back about 2 hours later to screams of laughter just as one of our friends was taking the door off the loft to get him out...boyfriend does not particuarly like the birds at the best of times and after having spent over 2 hours locked in the loft with them was not amused especially as he then had to spend another hour putting the door back on we laugh about it now....just ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Guest REDFOXKRAUTHS]

It was a cold wet winters day and my Dad and my brother were doing the pigeons( they had a double decker) and he was carrying a bucket of water and he sliped and fell flat on his ass on the floor below and the buccket landed on his head and the water went all over him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 ;D

[Guest]

Another true story........years ago, two brothers who used to fly quite near to me had asked a top flier for some advice. The fancier told them to ensure they gave their youngsters plenty of baths. A few weeks afterwards, the top fancier came to visit them, and stood aghast at what he saw. There, in the bath, were half a dozen yellow squabs bobbing about!! When being asked the inevitable "What the f*ck are you doing?" question. The quite serious reponse was "Well you told us to give them plenty baths......!!

 

I promise, this is absolutely true!

[Guest Vic]

A partnership from the Liverpool area, were plagued by rats, and found two rat holes in the ground at the rear of their pigeon loft. They decided to exterminate them,by pouring high level octane fuel .down the holes using some cheap plumbing materials. The guy who lived next door was was a keen gardener, who was renown for winning many garden competitions. Anyhow, when ignition did occur, there were some muffled rumblings, folowed by pieces of "hallowed turf" with the odd plastic garden gnome landing here and there. They had only destroyed one of the best garden lawns on Merseyside!  Not word for word, but this xcame from Old Swan  (ex Liverpool scribe, Jimmy Cosgrove) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Vic.

[Guest Vic]

AND ANOTHER!  many years ago, whilst marking at Preston Rd. railway station, facing Walton Jail, some members would fancy a nice curry after leaving the Prince Alfred pub. On this occasion , I went along with Tony Reddin to sample the oriental delights.The newly openned restaurant was in "Rice Lane" of all places. Arriving , we ordered our meal, putting our clocks under the draped table cloths that were touching the floor. After "fulfillment" we left, hailing a taxi to take us home. On arriving home, we realised that we had left our clocks behind, instructing the cab driver to return post haste to the restaurant. We arrived just in time to stop two sweaty nervous Chinese immersing our clocks in a large container of water in the kitchen.  ;D ;D ;D ;DVic.

[jimmy white]

another dead true story, there wasa brand new partership in the club , one had kept pigeond b4 the other hadnt , both worked for same bakers shop driving , ,,differant shifts ,,when one finished his shift [the one who never had birds b4 ] was told by the other ,,to take the ybs to portobello beach [as he was going there] ,,,,,,,,,well he did take the yb,s , ;D ;D ;D,,,,,,,out the nest pans ;D ;D  threw them up on the beach ,they  just came back down on he sand , so he brought them back home , saying to his parter ,,"they would never had have made it" ;D ;D ;D  quite seriously ;D ;D ;D

[jimmy white]

;D ;D ;D another one i forgot was , i hired a car to drive down to a top flier in new ollerton ;D ;D ;D[many yearsago , when i had a wife ;D ;D[  we stayed for a few days , and on the day we were to go home , he kindly gave me the eggs off his best stock birds ,, marked all the eggs, then packed them in a loaf of bread [ i had plenty doh in those days ;D ;D ;D],,put the bread loaf in the glove compartment, travelled home with the wife , drove straight to the car hire firm as my hire time was near up,, handed in car then got a taxi home with the wife,, left the flippin half loaf in the glove compartment ;D ;D ;D when i got homei immediately phoned the firm , instructed them to take a loaf of bread out the glove compartment,,[and be carefull cause theres pigeons eggs in it ;D ;D ;D]i got a taxi back to get the loaf ,, and never could forget the receptionists face  ;D ;D ;D saying, weve had some odd things left in cars , but never this  ;D ;D ;D  very true ;D ;D ;D [actually churned out a lot of winners out that half loaf ;D ;D ;D] my secrets comming out now ;D ;D ;D