Hypnotising pigeons

[Guest SkyMaster]

How can this be done?

[carlsberg]

get a life

[Guest numpty01]

look in mirror and try it on youerself ;D ;D ;D

[Guest SkyMaster]

what are you telling me it cant be done?

[Guest numpty01]

mesmerise a bird yes hypnotise no

[Guest bigda]

yes it can be done

[Guest SkyMaster]

You cant make it think its something else or make it a better racer it simply puts it in to a state of paralysis

[Guest Freebird]

How can this be done?

 

With hypnotism I guess. Simple, just like you.

[Guest SkyMaster]

ok numpty but they say its hypnosis eh tell us how its done

[Guest numpty01]

thats mesmerise

[Guest SkyMaster]

yeah but the show i seen the guy said it was hypnosis iv done it myself how do you do it?

[Guest G.Drysdale + son]

Look into my eyes you are getting sleepy

[Guest numpty01]

its called being clever and haveing good freindly birds you get watch swing it back forr till it looks at you blank then you tell it its a chicken and it runs around clucking f mate you need help you do ;D ;D ;D ;D

[LOUD AND PROUD]

yeah but the show i seen the guy said it was hypnosis iv done it myself how do you do it?

 

next you will have them sniffing glue and tanning windows, mugging grannies chasing hawks and anything else

[Guest bigda]

place bird in one hand and put the bird on the table put your finger up to its beak and stroke a line down the table with your finger but dont touch the birds beak  keep doing it for  a few strokes and it will sit there on its side used to do it when i was a kid  have 6 of them flat out on the table

[Guest SkyMaster]

You hold the pigeon on its back for a minute or 2 and because pigeons are prey species they go in to a state of paralysis it thinks its about to be eaten they will hop to there feet as soon as you clap your hands