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Oh Pete it is a delicious dish and best you don't know what is in it

That's him ;D

He is a painter like Willow

Aye only because he takes ritalin and estrogen which also piles on the weight

He is no as mentor as he looks, he is just getting you to buy two ybs for his race team, are you Mrs Dafty ;D

Do you have shree Kings micko ;D

Hey Mr Dafty to you wumen, what wrong with birds oot his loft, I am sure he would give you one if you let him :-/

Aye it's all the ritalin he has to take to make him stable, it has supressed his anger and expressed his comfort eating

I'l steal you two out his loft ;D ;D ;D

Mick has never been the same since he seen Braveheart "It's my island" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gHH0ih867U http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp9R8iNBVGo&feature=related

I am sure you friend would give you one Willow and he is good at the distance as well

When does the voting close?

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Naw that is for spotted dick and hot dogs ;D

I was the jokey ;D ;D ;D

That must be your Roman breeding, I heard those ones like a bit of porking around the casserole

Haggi are getting harder and harder to catch these days as one they are getting scarcer and two I am not as fit as I used to be. I think this cold spell will have played a big part on there mortality due to the sub zero temperatures and the icy conditions on the hill sides. Their legs are so spindly that they are not worth eating so they are discarded as soon as they are caught. If you get a really plump one they don't take a lot of stuffing and are easier to catch. Them skinny buggers take a bit of catching but boy do I like stuffing them, not too skinny mind I still like a bit of meat on them The Haggi hunting season is now over and it soon will be time for hunting the Easter bunnies but that is another story

What about all us Scotsmen that voted :-/

You disappoint me Alan, ye cannae beat it, maybe get chick to make you some

Aye it is amazing

Aye freshly ground black pepper, mmmmmm!!!

It certainly wasnae her G spot ;D

Lang may your lum reek and enjoy everything Scottish, we have just finished a big plate o haggis neaps and tatties and it was delicious thanks to Chickadee

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D He should have been Foresster

For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an Australian. General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently... Read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you have to love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. In a portion of an ABC radio interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military Headquarters. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? GENERAL COSGROVE:! We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it? GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children? GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't se e how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers. GENERAL COSGROVE: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you? The radiocast went silent for 46 seconds and, when it returned, this interview was over 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)