Her mum says "Emerald,do you realize that when youre married your husband will want to stick his most prized possession into where you pee...the daughter replies,"shut up ma,how the hell is he gonna fit his transit van into the sink?
There's more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040 there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs, huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
Great British Empire is put to shame. Military service must be the only criteria for knighthood. Even homosexual Elton John is a knight. Pathetic! "The first military orders of knighthood were of Knights Hospitaller and of the Holy Sepulchre, both founded at the First Crusade of 1099, followed by the Order of Saint Lazarus (1100) Knights Templar (1118) and the Teutonic Knights (1190)." What's your views on this?
My father in law died of pancreatic cancer a month ago R.I.P Whithin a week of his death,we had a letter from the Tax office wanting to know if he owed them any outstanding tax. He Retired 20 odd years ago Unbelievable! Anyways.... This week mother in law Recieved a tax Rebate of £1000 owed to him. We also Raised over £1250 to Pancreatic cancer Research Atb