[greenlands]

Went for a walk with my new girlfriend and we saw dogs mating.
She said: “How does the male know when the female dog is ready for sex ?”
I replied: “He can smell she is ready. That is how nature works.”
We then walked past a sheep paddock and the ram was mating the ewe.
Again my girlfriend asked: “How the ram knew when the ewe was ready for sex?”
I replied: “It’s nature. He can smell she is ready.”
We then went past a cow-paddock and the bull was mating the cow.
My girlfriend said: “This is odd. They are all at it. Surely the bull can’t smell when she is ready.
I said: “Look, it’s nature . All animals can smell when the female is ready for sex”.
Anyway and after the walk, I dropped her home and kissed her goodbye.
She said: “Take care and get yourself checked for Covid-19 .”
Surprised I asked her: “Why do you feel that way?”
She said: “I think you seem to have lost your sense of smell.”

[Michael J Burden]

very good MJB

[Kyleakin Lofts]

[paddymac]

Very good Lindsay

[Valiant Fifer]

Haha good one!