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Sense Of Smell ?

#1 User is offline   greenlands Icon

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Posted 12 January 2021 - 10:36 AM

Went for a walk with my new girlfriend and we saw dogs mating.
She said: “How does the male know when the female dog is ready for sex ?”
I replied: “He can smell she is ready. That is how nature works.”
We then walked past a sheep paddock and the ram was mating the ewe.
Again my girlfriend asked: “How the ram knew when the ewe was ready for sex?”
I replied: “It’s nature. He can smell she is ready.”
We then went past a cow-paddock and the bull was mating the cow.
My girlfriend said: “This is odd. They are all at it. Surely the bull can’t smell when she is ready.
I said: “Look, it’s nature . All animals can smell when the female is ready for sex”.
Anyway and after the walk, I dropped her home and kissed her goodbye.
She said: “Take care and get yourself checked for Covid-19 .”
Surprised I asked her: “Why do you feel that way?”
She said: “I think you seem to have lost your sense of smell.”

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Posted 12 January 2021 - 11:14 AM

very good MJB
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Posted 12 January 2021 - 11:41 AM

:)
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Posted 12 January 2021 - 17:53 PM

:emoticon-0136-giggle: :emoticon-0136-giggle: Very good Lindsay
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Posted 14 January 2021 - 17:28 PM

Haha good one!
Fortune favours the brave...

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Posted 18 January 2021 - 21:00 PM

😂😂

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Posted 19 January 2021 - 19:52 PM

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